My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
ratherdielaughing: I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
All the Tumblr-Famous get Happy New year messages
carrotscatsandspoons: While I just sit here like “Nobody likes me “
wingardiumlevioshit: bellatrixareforkids: so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange uh huh right right ok wait what the fuck is that in the corner hOLY SHIT o hmy god??? I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WHAT THE FUCK
When you get a good seat in the movie theatre, but... →
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When random people try to sell you shit
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
When you hear an awesome new song on the radio →
the-absolute-best-gifs: You’re jamming out: Then it ends and the dj doesn’t tell you what it’s called: So you have to go home really quickly and google the lyrics to find out: You finally find it: SUCCESS. Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
Me: Can you grow please?
reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like...
I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual...
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
the-absolute-best-gifs: I wont be around her :L Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
Tom has 0620
ohkaulitz: toms-dildo: they posted a picture >_< lol so why they lied that it will be twin tattoo? mda sannasofia: What they got IS a twin tattoo.